1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12... 20 Neurosis!!!

Well, everybody have at least one neurosis, some people do not accept, others accept their neurosis because they know which are, however extrange it may be, some people have only one or two neurosis, others have three or four or five, but others have a lot (23 neurosis). And I just realized I belong to the last group, the group of the 23 neurosis. I have a lot of neurosis, but, only 23 neurosis makes me explode. some are very rare, others are out of the ordinary, others are just estange, but are neurosis, there are:
1) people breathing: this is one of my most important neurosis, i hate when the people breathe a little strong, I don't know why, but I hate that because it makes me deconceentrate and stress, I do not know how I can hear people breathing, but I can hear, and some people says me that im insane. I hate that and i think that is because i dont breathe very strong.
2) sounds that are repeated every second (or very short periods of time): it also make me explode, for example, I can't sleep with a clock in my room, the tick-tack-tick-tack-tick-tack make me explode (If I sleep whit a clock in my room, i will throw the pillow), also somethings like the pens, or the keyboards, or the mouse of the pc, or when the people snore, or etc..
3) deaf people: i hate when i says something to someone and this someone says "WHAT?", and i repeat, and he says again "WHAT?", and i repeat again and the monkey say again "WHAT?"

Well, these three neurosis are the only I can not accept in my life. these three make me explode.
and there are the others 17 neurosis that i can accept, but only a short time.
3) people to produce sounds when eating.
4) People who eat with their mouths open (likecows,horses,lamas,as perfect ruminants)
5) spiders inside my house.
6) floggers (or colorful and shaved monkeys)
7) reggeton
8) christian songs
9) people preacher (who believe that God will lead them to heaven)
10) slow things like turtles, computers, some people, etc.
11) my brothers
12) REAGGUETON
13) the sound of the foam flex.
14) desperate people.
15) people who believe that it is "divine"
16) people who think it's perfect
17) the hot food
18) people urinating in the street
19) people who do not respond quickly (as perfects shaved and stupids monkeys)
20) that people are addicted to their boyfriend or girlfriend. i also really hate that.

WELL, now that you know my neurosis, try to prevent some of these, or maybe i will break your bones, (and believe me, it hurts!, and you will SUFFER)...



oh! I forget, in this video we can see a shaved monkey that want to play farmville,
and this monkey suffer a extreme neurosis (poor monkey), and also the computer suffer extreme violence.